Have to go to work early so won't be able to stay, just want to say Merry Christmas Goobie, and remember to always keep the yuletide gay.

Hi left, hi right... oh hi Aia, didn't see you there.

STOP RIGHT THERE JOLLY MAN

There's even cases of him stealing kisses from our Moms too

I always found if messed up that they all mocked Rudolph's deformity until they need him. Rudolph should've told'em to eff off and die in a blizzard!

Look guys, we have proof of her being a good singer! Never let the Good doubt herself again!

to be honest, this felt more respectful than when my church played Silent NIght on banjo when I was a teenager

The kazoo is amazing because you only need to know melodies, no crazy holes like brass instruments.