I see that you finally ate someones cookie and they ate yours! congratulations! your v-card has finally been taken care of

I mean I was watching the Nasally Angel earlier and it was fine. But U start streaming, and every 5 minutes it cuts out. Sadge. Hope U doing OK Chatto

Cowboys Wins, Sorry for the Texans, Jets and specially the bears

because we love you and want to see the best out of you

I learned a medical fact that would help my mother, told her, and how did she repay me? By talking to me for 45 minutes. No good deed goes unpunished.

STEALTH SMOOCH AND HEADPATS HELLO MI AMOR how are you this evening? what are we talking about today

te amo (spanish) Aishitemasu (Japanese) Wǒ ài nǐ (Chinese) Jeg elsker deg (Norwegian) Ich liebe dich (German)

I’m waiting for the day when you get a Cynthia card. The best Pokémon champion and waifu.

"how many dumbasses does it take to change a lightbulb, just 2, 1 to change it and another to stare at my asz while I do it"

Thanks scarle!

When I was kid, I was pissed that Jessica started dating Roger rabbit

Oh shamuel don’t get me started on Lola bunny on space jams, I wanted to have Lola bunny but when she kissed bugs bunny, I became a hater to bugs

Was coming back to Walmart and a repo truck tried to take car, but the car tried to avoid it by backing up full speed into another car