So, ill need a bowl of your puke, im staaaaaarving dude, need some good curry

i wroted you a poem: You shine like a diamond, your love feels so true, you are the light that we follow, Our hearts beat for you, our memories grow older, but our love feel brand new, everyone is a little bit gay, and so are you.

Just imagining it makes my little friend go into scared turtle mode... dont stretch the goods...

ill need some of that sweat of yours, wanna make some popsickles

LETS EAT AAAAAAAAAAAASSS LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by the way i watched "sweet punishiment" because of you... i feel weird at work now... uniform feels uncomfy

You provided me with art i can relate to, so ill provide you with art you can relate to, name is "B u s t to b u s t" (without the spaces)

remember the girl that dumped me some weeks ago? SHE JUST CALLED ME, I HAVE HER ON SPEAKERS BISH IS CRYING HELP SHE IS PLAYING WITH MY FEELINGS

Girly was all covered on tears and snoot, called me an asshole for not being there for her (she dumped me), picked up some clothes that she left behind at my place, cursed at my whole lineage, and left after leaving her hand printed on my face, pretty fun

Guess who got her bonus and a raise? Mwah! Also I have 51 hours in pokopia and I’m nowhere near done on any of the areas